aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

May have had sex with me

(Source: mechapuppy)

itriedfishfingersandcustard:

d3adandburi3d:

fun123joker:

thepearlrabbit:

define-werewolf:

REBLOGGING BECAUSE THIS IS DISGUSTING.

all animals need to be respected, not just mammals.

spread this. now. please.

Like….wtf people. 

If you claim to “LOVE ANIMALS” then don’t IGNORE ANIMALS. 

THE SHELL IS ATTACHED TO THE THE SPINE. DRILLED IN THE SPINE DA FUQ 

This makes me so sad

This is sad. People are so up in arms about animal rights, but they don’t even care about the treatment or rights of all the animals.

(Source: heckyeahreptiles)

"How white are you?"
“Arctic Monkeys"

”Yo, Mr White.”

”Yo, Mr White.”

(Source: psychoshall)

eleyaynor:

forthosewithoutvoices:

corgisandboobs:

"I am the cleanest peeg."

Reblog every time

you are the best pig

eleyaynor:

forthosewithoutvoices:

corgisandboobs:

"I am the cleanest peeg."

Reblog every time

you are the best pig

(Source: octaedr)

(Source: halloweem)

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

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QuestionYour dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha Answer

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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(Source: alicialovesyew)

  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints